The Mullet Song

Matthew learned this song at camp this summer and the guys have been singing it all the time. Bekah and Matthew were singing it while doing dishes yesterday. I love this song, it's hilarious, and appropriate considering the state that I'm in right now (physical location, not mental). :-)

The Mullet Song

by KJ-52

Do you got a mullet, a mullet goin' on?

Do you got a mullet?

Is it beautiful, big and long?

Well if you got a mullet, there’s no need to hide

'Cause it’s plain to see

Just so plain to me

That you just need mullet pride

I saw a man a walking just the other day

I saw a man a talking and this is what he say

He said to me he said "Son your hair is real short, but in the back it’s long

Well if it is and it really is then you can sing my mullet song" (then he said to me)

Chorus:

Do you got a mullet, a mullet goin' on?
Do you got a mullet?
Is it beautiful, big and long?
Well if you got a mullet, there’s no need to hide
'Cause it’s plain to see
Just so plain to me
That you just need mullet pride

I said, "Sir I have a question, there’s a question that I must ask

Why is it when I go out in public, why do these people stop and laugh?"

He said, "The answer to your question, sir, it’s just so plain to me

Now the problem is just with these kids, they got mullet jealousy" (then he said to me)

Chorus:

Do you got a mullet, a mullet goin' on?
Do you got a mullet?
Is it beautiful, big and long?
Well if you got a mullet, there’s no need to hide
'Cause it’s plain to see
Just so plain to me
That you just need mullet pride

The moral of the story, it goes a little something like this

If you got a mullet, well it’s a haircut, not a fish

And now when you wear your mullet, just remember this little fact

See a mullet is business in the front, and then a PARTY in the back (now everybody sing)